forbidden from creating new fruits

you will be hearing from FRUIT LAWYER

jesus no wonder ai hands look like that look at that mother fucker’s hands they are actually wrong

CEASE AND DESIST

i’ll have to check those out!!

hot take: if an artist is already popular, then they dont need your support anywhere near as much as a bandcamp artist does. i believe it is ethical to enjoy “popular” music without paying for every megabyte. just go see them when they come to town and buy a t-shirt if the spirit moves you.

none are safe from the spiral

monopoly go! embrace the joy!

the monopoly man is a sly old dog alright

carlson’s kgb handler: “become relevant again or internet show is cancelled, da?” (sweaty carlson proceeds to further debase himself for clicks)

where can we donate btw?

well sometimes its 47sec. i dunno. in general it seems faster

thanks! down to about an 8 second load for me now, big improvement

Hi there! first of all thanks for all your work- i love this instance- and second, sorry if this is the wrong place, i literally could not figure out where else to ask- but is it normal that i’m experiencing ~30 second or more load time when trying to access any page on the instance? i don’t use an app, just browse thru firefox on my phone. if this is expected, what kinda infrastructure do we need to improve it / where can i donate? if not, what am i doing wrong? i love being here but sometimes the wait time makes it inaccessible for my doomscrolling.

ah yes, supporting corporate-owned social media, the one true revolutionary praxis

ai is taking jerbs, despite the fact that it cannot perform them at all, and the cost is being externalized to the customers. its not about whether they can do what they’re meant to do, its about giving corporations excuses to further drive down human wages.

But despite some of the viral glitches facing Taco Bell, it says two million orders have been successfully processed using the voice AI since its introduction.

how much you wanna bet they’re counting the orders where the drive thru worker had to step in and save the floundering algorithm who could not in fact understand basic speech, or even the purpose of a conversation, as orders “successfully processed” using AI

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came here to say the same exact thing thank you

this ones pretty good too

speepy Oh

look, vowels are expensive. vanna white literally charges people for $250 apiece for them. my way saves an entire vowel. thats $250 more to be spent on the shitposting and bickering that keeps us all alive in this galaxy of the Federated Universe.