To be more specific, since I don’t know what property taxes are in New York, I have a house assessed at $280k and pay about $600/year each for city and county. If I were outside city limits, it’d only be county.

There’s also no income tax, and relatively low property tax.

Not saying that’s a good thing, as it shifts the tax burden too much onto the poor, but it’s worth noting.

I lay in your mom’s yeast roll

Every series has at least one of the qualities that makes TNG the best series.

Maybe some light stiletto sounding first.

I was searching for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy!

This is a level of precision used only by lawyers and middle-school boys trying to see boobs during truth or dare.

Same, but fuck that government contractor clusterfuck.

Don’t forget the constant motte and bailey.

How’s your low-level programming ability?

I bet you could update its firmware to one you write.

Ever use one of those kid toothbrushes that plays a song by vibrating your skull? You could do that live from a microphone.

Not for a brisket though. I’m too old to stay up that long.

The dopamine must flow!

Yellow shell

The oral-b integration has been installed by 13,611 users.

It also has the second best NES soundtrack, after The Guardian Legend.

How Ancient Greece created Western Democracy and separated us from the savages.

Franz Ferdinand got assassinated and that was bad, therefore assassinations only make things worse.

WWII and how the US saved the world.

Russians were scary but America won.