I thought it was an April fools gag.

Just be sure to make it look like an accident.

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Over here in Switzerland I greatly recommend Hugo’s. They’ve gotten really popular really quickly, so stock is hard to find. But someday when they ramp up maybe they’ll skip to Canada.

Please !

Right? My reaction was, “I could do that in under a minute in Vim”.

Piracy is when you board a ship, kill or kidnap its crew and steal the cargo. Copying a file is nothing like that.