Because in 3 weeks most people will forget about it. It’s brazen. They’ll still be the biggest doorbell company in America

Driving is more deadly than not driving. Stupid take

On the freeway, good driving habits, like lane discipline, is more safe than reducing speed from 70mph to 65mph

Are there other Hannibal Buress jokes we can put in front of candy?

Nice guy Jerry Garcia

Get help

Me to AI: alright, I’m about to send you a two part message. Do not respond to the first message.

AI: Gotcha! I won’t respond

3rd time’s the charm