that charge by the minute

Ya’ll have third places? That don’t charge by the minute?

I host a movie night regularly. After 3 movies, a pizza and being very stoned, its very much “everyone out, I wanna go to bed”

Its beautiful, isn’t it?

Well, quite. You’re not very smart and you did exactly what was predicted?

Try harder, next time please.

Yes, but even a diamond encrusted turd still gets flushed, diamonds and all.

That’s the beauty of it, you just did what I wanted.

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They weren’t thinking about iran 5 days ago.

These motherfuckers blew a fucking country up to distract us from whats in those files. To buy themselves a few more days, a few more hours, they blew up a whole fucking country while spewing hateful religious zealotry.

Ah yes, he had a hunger only hands could satisfy.

lots of things are legally mandated without any good evidence.

Lots of things legally mandated in the past are now unconscionable or illegal now.

If you’ve ever had non-sucky audio + microphone from bluetooth headphones I’d love to know the brand.

you say that like apple hasn’t trained everyone to get used to a 1200 euro bi-annual upgrade cycle

A mark.

I have some bad news, they never worked like that, because bluetooth profiles suck ass. I bet your memory of them working in the past used the laptop mic.

Either that or some aptx nonsense.

It does happen every few months.

I dunno, what we’ve read they’ve done it before. Jerky and whatnot.

dent corn that’ll put a dent in you

I will not go fight for my own country, let alone for the mayor of pedotown

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I don’t recommend eating the rich, due to Prions. It’d be better to render them and process them into fertiliser.