Farts are mostly particulate. So, you’d be lighter.

Edit: I did not have “researching farts” on my dance card today, but here we are - I have inadvertently repeated a misnomer. While flatulence can be accompanied by aerosolized liquid, microbial elements, and particulate fecal matter, our gut is actually much more efficient than previously thought at separating gasses. Healthy farts do not contain a significant amount of non-gaseous material. A tiny bit of such material would weigh more than the gaseous content, hence the misnomer that farts are mostly liquid and solid material by weight.

As the gasses contain hydrogen and sometimes methane, they are indeed lighter than air, on average. They may also contain sulfides and carbon dioxide that are heavier than air, but in smaller quantities.

So, according to flatus experts (yes, that’s a thing), yes, farting on Earth likely makes you heavier.

For those who want to suffer as I have, here is a fairly comprehensive article on the matter.

Gotta love Merriam Webster. They are fantastic.

End a sentence with a preposition if you want to. And start one with a conjunction.

New “This is Fine” meme just dropped.

In all sincerity, I do hope for the sake of the people of LA that she’s right.

!antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world

I don’t recall Igor or cruel children appearing in the book.

I’m not sure when Igor entered the mythology around the story, but the idea of Frankenstein having an assistant upends an important dynamic. Frankenstein working in total isolation means that there is no one to save him from his tunnel vision.

Finally can’t take it anymore

Downloads a Password Manager

Password Manager: “Please create a unique master password to begin”

It’s pretty explicit - there are direct references to it throughout the book. My takeaway was that Frankenstein was the opposite of God; God cared for Adam whereas Frankenstein abandoned his creation. I was halfway expecting a parallel about God abandoning us, but whenever it is brought up, it is framed as a contrast with God’s inherent goodness.

nice!

Economists HATE this one trick!

(The trick is just fraud)

Honestly, I’m not sure why people are just now realizing he is a POS. He didn’t get half a billion by being a nice person.

Thanks. I’ve been wondering in these backrooms for hours now. Finally a place I can go.

The moderation team is initiating a policy not to allow AI generated content. In this case, the byline is clear that the article is AI.

It’s not OP’s fault, as this is a new rule, but the article will be removed nonetheless.

Acrtion Comics #1 …Lets see:

• Superman persuades the Governor to stay the execution of an innocent death-row inmate (p. 3-4)
• Beats up an abusive husband (p. 6-7)
• Dumps some rich sex-pests out of their car (p. 9-10)
• Intervenes in a corrupt lobbyist bribing a DC Senator (p. 11-end)

“When did Superman become so WOOOooooOOOke???”

Thank you! Not sure how I missed it.

It would be nice if it were more clear that the post is cut off and could be expanded. But this alone is a good convenience.

I may be missing something but I think that is just for comments.

I’m imagining something that would “cut off” posts in the feed after a certain length. There could be a way to expand either by opening the post or with an “expand post” button in the feed.

I’ll try out the options you mentioned. Thanks.

If you meet a man who has been logged out of his toothbrush, do not mourn him. He has chosen thus. He is exactly where he has desired to be.

Yes, it’s a real article, and it’s worse than you are imagining.