taps mic

attention, attention please

the phrase “chud achievement gallery completitionism” has now been coined

that is all, thank you for your attention

git commit -am yeet is such a rich pasture

this post just took me on a short mental journey of how nice that’d be but also how far we’re off from achieving it

what, you mean the various people who compared this to cryptocurrency and its ridiculous hype and excesses had a point? shock, horror

well that’s a lovely furball :) congratulations on finding a new buddy! got a name?

that is one hardcore high tech spoon and really, really cool

thinks that he should be in charge of all branch merges because he doesn’t understand the release process

…I don’t want you to dox yourself but I am abyss-staringly curious

as a youth I’d acquired this at some point and I recall some fondness about some of the things, largely in the novelty sense (in that they worked “with” the desktop, had the “boss key”, etc) - and I suspect that in turn was largely because it was my first run-in with all of those things

later on (skipping ahead, like, ~22y or something), the more I learned about the guy, the harder I never wanted to be in a room as him

may he rest in ever-refreshed piss

I mean, at the rate the chucklefucks are going, a number of these things are actual security exploits

that it happens/works for a completely unhinged reason is almost a separate evaluation dimension in scoring

<3

ooh, where’s the (new?) spice? I’ve been under multiple rocks

“I, personally, possess the choice on what irreversible impact to make on some other human being’s body without their input at all. Oh and also it’s supes totes fine to do, in general. To babies. Duh.” sure is a take

8ball says “yes” but it had rendering difficulties, fontsize too big

Edit: sorry I’ll behave now

promises promises… ;p

P0 blocker: USAian memory management suffers from multiple holes and transactional consistency issues

Prior attempts haven’t worked, closing LOLBUG

I’ve started seeing people make paperwork with explicit carve-outs for prompt use (merely referred to as “AI” with no explicit definition, so …. gonna be fun when the lawsuits start)

Fuck, sorry :( internet hugs available if desired

that sucks hard, I’m sorry. mine recently too, went from “looking a bit off” to “have to put 'em down” in less than a month. still hits me like a truck

hope it goes as well as possible for y’all

I can’t comment on this better than bergstrom did, so link

aiui they also really don’t like eyes on the modern slave labour they’re using to build it all