Trump: *shoots America with tariffs*

MAGA: why didn’t the liberal minority in Congress stop this?

broke: litter box

woke: glitter box

🎵 O Canada, take back your MAGA lad 🎵

2 looks like he’s vibing, that’s me today, just zoning out to the final day of SGDQ

Can’t wait for Detective Mittens’ book on this incident, ⁱI^f DID IT

New Kobold character art found

But are they combustible so I can burn life’s house down with them?

That’s the end you wanna stick em with

Two things can be true…

“Hey man, any of that rum left?”

“Nope”

“What happened to it?”

A wide flat ass is still a flat ass

“Can we please go back to quiet, polite hatred? This is quite undignified I say, harrumph even.”

It has always been Batman Forever. That’s why it’s called Batman Forever.

Something something sus sex

“Think of the carbon savings!” I don’t see how that could go wrong.

Hmmm, gonna be hard to go from 0 to -1 kids, in terms of legality. But it makes so much more impact than everything else shown combined, it seems worth consideration.

They didn’t say birds only live in France though

Am I upvoting because truth, or because dopamine? Oh well

*clicks upvote*

So it’s a multi-layer fuck you to the people, then.