Twinsies, almost.
drzoidberg
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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023
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I had like 8 in the last 2 dozen.
102·6 days agoWetness is a liquids ability to maintain contact with a solid object. Scientifically, water is not wet.
https://scienceinsights.org/why-isnt-water-wet-the-science-explained/
https://biologyinsights.com/is-water-scientifically-wet-the-science-explained/
Ackshually, water isn’t wet. Water makes things wet. 🤓
10·6 days agoThink it was Star Trek Online. There’s a cut scene where he dies, and Worf loses it.
191·6 days agoAbout 30% of adult Americans voted for trump in 2024.
That’s not how roshambo works.
2·9 days agoIt means go fuck yourself. As in, take a big step back, and fuck your own asshole with a large inflexible object, like a baseball bat, or metal pipe.
Not entirely true.
I’ve called INS on several of my magat neighbors, and about half have been picked up, and while most have returned, 2 haven’t.
I don’t feel the slightest bit of sympathy for providing them with what they wanted.
More like this. Considering this is literally him for his final audition, with the wig.
Call the regime what it is. They’re fucking Nazis. End of story.
We could exercise our 2nd amendment right and start killing Nazis again.
Magats are composed of 2 groups of people. Morons and scumbags. That’s it. Nothing else. And they’re are all over social media praising their orange shitler.
They won’t catch on till they end up like the VnJ in Nazi Germany in the 30s.
If the captain is medically unfit for duty, the captain gets no say. Checkmate, Jim.
1·25 days agoDon’t you have a wrist to slit? Remember, don’t cross the street, go down the road. Don’t want something as useless as you fucking up something else.
Why do you think cats are so loud when mating? Hooked penises?