Yeah, not for long, I’m quitting this company as soon as I can.
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dotslashme@infosec.pubto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Break Things !== Move FastEnglish392·3 days agoAt work we have the following quote on the fridge
“A ceramics teacher announced on opening day that he was dividing the class into two groups. All those on the left side of the studio, he said, would be graded solely on the quantity of work they produced, all those on the right solely on its quality. His procedure was simple: on the final day of class he would bring in his bathroom scales and weigh the work of the “quantity” group: fifty pound of pots rated an “A”, forty pounds a “B”, and so on. Those being graded on “quality”, however, needed to produce only one pot — albeit a perfect one — to get an “A”. Well, came grading time and a curious fact emerged: the works of highest quality were all produced by the group being graded for quantity. It seems that while the “quantity” group was busily churning out piles of work – and learning from their mistakes — the “quality” group had sat theorizing about perfection, and in the end had little more to show for their efforts than grandiose theories and a pile of dead clay.”
We are a software development company and my reply to this was basically that pot making hasn’t changed in a long time, it’s basically shaping and firing clay. Software development is comparatively new and has a vastly more dynamic landscape.
Also, the comparison is stupid because we don’t write code, realize it was shit and write a new one. If we did business like that, we wouldn’t be in business.
dotslashme@infosec.pubto Books@lemmy.world•What book(s) are you currently reading or listening to? August 19English2·4 days agoRemindMe! 6 months
dotslashme@infosec.pubto Books@lemmy.world•What book(s) are you currently reading or listening to? August 19English3·4 days ago- White sand, volume 3 by Brandon Sanderson
- Reaper’s gale by Steven Erikson
- Mindful eating by Jan Chozen Bays
dotslashme@infosec.pubto Public Blue Screens Of Death@lemmy.ohaa.xyz•Card reader thingy at my local swimming poolEnglish6·5 days agoI mean, they almost spelled eww correctly
The enjoyment was very real
dotslashme@infosec.pubto Programming@programming.dev•Ignoring lemmyhate, are programmers really using AI to be more efficient?English3·8 days agoI use it sparingly and only to automate things I know how to do very well, so reviewing its work become easier.
dotslashme@infosec.pubto Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•New research: Parked Cars Significantly Intensify Urban WarmingEnglish9·11 days agoPaint everything white to make up for the loss of the polar ice caps /s
dotslashme@infosec.pubtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•is this what it sounds like!?English3·14 days agoCame here to make sure this one was in the comments.
dotslashme@infosec.pubto Europe@feddit.org•Jewish leader slams Germany's suspension of arms exports to Israel | dpa internationalEnglish12·15 days agoGermany’s Central Council of Jews has sharply criticized the government’s decision to suspend exports of military equipment to Israel that could be used in the Gaza Strip, announced by Chancellor Friedrich Merz on Friday.
Israel is attacked daily by enemies and bombarded with missiles, Schuster said.
“Depriving Israel of the ability to defend itself against such threats endangers its existence,” he added.
Using weapons inside Gaza is not defense though.
Had some last time I visited Bali, it’s delicious.
dotslashme@infosec.pubto Android@lemdro.id•RIP to your Pixel 4a's battery life as this mandatory update rolls out to allEnglish3·1 month agoMine still lasts the whole day, so no worries here.
dotslashme@infosec.pubto Technology@lemmy.world•Study: Remote working benefits fathers while childless men miss sense of communityEnglish1·2 months agoSame, but I do have my own community away from work and have always prioritized my friends over co-workers.
dotslashme@infosec.pubto WTF@lemmy.wtf•She was accused of murder after losing her pregnancy. SC woman now tells her story | CNNEnglish1·11 months agoI cannot even fathom the mental abuse this woman had to go through. Accidental birth, child dying and a murder charge. There’s enough trauma there to last a lifetime.
You could just tell them your social capital is spent and leave.