if only I had the money…

well, more like if only I had the money so that I wouldn’t have to support evil companies.

exercise is your friend. transcend your genetics through the power of will

why would I feel embarrassed looking at photos of myself?

I’m wondering if there’s any way I can pass myself off as too gay to serve without getting slaughtered by the regime

I’m not sorry it was a lot of work to get here. I had to eat a lot of yummy treats and do a lot of not so yummy exercising

I guess poured is the right verb but it doesn’t feel right. Even if the mold was technically made much earlier, I feel like molded or sculpted would feel more accurate.

I am simultaneously that pathetic but also not really that overly attached

If both parties promise the same thing, then it isn’t really a democracy, it’s a single party dictatorship with multiple personality disorder.

body shaved, now have itches and red bumps for few days, then it’s back to shave body again.

wish my skin wasn’t so sensitive cuz it still feels worth doing even if it only feels incredible for like 6 hours

I mean, it’s the Israeli special so yeah probably. but at the same time, it doesn’t seem like Iran seriously expects them to agree to it either, so they’re at least prepared for the sudden but inevitable betrayal.

Y’all are crazy, the SS is gonna find you, there’s no being subtle.

He’s a frail almost 70 year old man. Just punk his ass in the doorway and accept the consequences. You’ll die based af and go to Valhalla.

Into the sea I go

just like Harold Bishop!

clearly this woman is from Indiana

I shop exclusively at Aldi, I don’t typically buy meat, and I heavily limit myself on snacks. When you’re poor af, you gotta stretch every dollar when it comes to feeding yourself.

damn $80? look at mr moneybags ova here who can casually turn down that much money. that’s like two grocery trips for me.

There’s actually no vector for the civilians to do so, it would require the state to take action and the current U.S. govt famously loves inaction on evil.

Now, there are other ways to punish former presidents who’ve committed pedophilia, but I guess most Americans aren’t ready for that conversation yet.

Wish JJBA could be on there. wtf was Netflix thinking?!

they really are the greatest utensil. I’d always wanted to scoop noodles directly into my mouth with my hands, but it was so unhygenic and I’d frequently get burned!

they turned my favorite card game into Fortnite :(

I don’t even have a car but I’m going for the goth