OP this is a big improvement from your previous post. It’s an excellent starting point for folks who are looking to start using a VPN. There’s a lot of constructive criticism in here, which is good, but might be discouraging. Just know that this is already very useful for many people.

I almost ate the onion

I stay blissfully ignorant above sea level and I aim to keep it that way

I tried out sewing recently. It’s very inexpensive to start by hand and I feel productive when mending clothing and fabrics around my place.

I go straight to 5 but I bring 2 and 4 with me

That’s a bummer that CSAM is still being posted. I get that y’all need to stop the people posting it immediately, and I agree with whatever you need to do to make that happen. However, I hope you can find a solution later down the road that allows VPN users to continue fully interacting with the site.