Hah Crytek did that to me circa 2015, C# role but then they changed their minds to C++ and told me “not to worry” 🤣

Nah Germany was already well on their way into losing the war a year earlier.

Exactly. Since we invented calculators nearly a hundred years ago students have been unable to learn how to do basic addition and multiplication unassisted.

I can’t believe they have shit like that in other countries. Had to deal with one where I’m from and the thing is you don’t even get anything as an artist. There’s vague assurances that they will protect your rights and “register your copyright” but in reality they just take your membership fees and fine money to pay the bigger “artists” and cultural associations (which like, fair enough I guess I just wish it wasn’t so opaque and I’m almost certain they only fund musical productions the higher ups happen to be friends with).

It’s basically a private organization benefiting from custom laws. Similar to the German radio and TV tax where they have the legal right to charge you for daring to exist in a society with public access media.

I stayed at a Hilton a couple of years ago after a cancelled flight and I was absolutely flabbergasted at what 300 dollars a night gets you these day: a bed in a barely cleaned room.

This just in: big fonts and small amounts of text surrounded by dead space attract attention.

Nah, it’s the ADHD.

Sometimes decades later I suddenly realise I was being flirted on in some random party circa 2004. I used to think exactly like you!

I’m pretty sure she didn’t consider those to be animals, only “bugs”

One day I’m going to frame a coloured drawing I still have from year one. The following event is also still ingrained in my mind: We had to colour in a picture with several animals, one of which was a small spotted reptile in a puddle of water. Clearly a salamander.

The teacher crossed it out in red pen and screamed that I am old enough to know lizards are green and there is no such thing as a black and yellow animal on this earth.

On the reverse side I told a bunch of people on Furcadia that 2 airplanes had just hit the twin towers.

Do not Google Furcadia on your work PC.