I take such downvotes with pride - it means the joke works as intended and some people are confused:)

Stop spreading lies, Jesse Waters already independently confirmed that this is not the case and Weirdfish is correct.

We’re working on it, climate change is accelerating…

Kann ich den Jens Spahn Verbotsantrag irgendwo unterschreiben?

Can confirm, I was born on top of a rock in Engadin that only geese can reach safely.

If Sweden slams the EU - can the EU dunk Sweden in return?

Most native German speakers have better knowledge of the English language than Trump.

Not only do the have bigly better reading comprehension - they also know all the best words Trump never even heard about, covfefe!

As a Swiss citizen I can confirm I shit gold bricks every day.

History, America - in one sentence? You crazy?

The world was created 6000 years ago and we are the chosen ones. FULL STOP.

BYD is running a marketing campaign flooding media outlets in Europe with positive news about their brand gaining foothold.

We also have European electric Bus manufacturers that have a much larger presence already, there is Irizar from Spain and of course MAN from Germany.

Check out PhotoGimp

Any Software that I previously used that switched to a subscription model has been replaced by FOSS on my end, even if it’s not fully up to par yet I am usually much happier with the alternatives.

Plex > Jellyfin

Office > Libreoffice / Collabra

Photoshop > Gimp

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Most vacations have been booked half a year in advance, give it a year and the drop will be massive.

Wenn andere Sendungen besser sind und du nur bei Sport Probleme hast könnte es gut sein das du ein Problem mit der Refreshrate auf deinem Device hast.

Im klassischen Fernsehen kommen die Spiele bei SRF1/2 und info, RTS, RSI, RAI, Mediaset, ITV, ARD, ZDF, ORF1/2, … Alle frei empfangbar in der Schweiz über Zattoo und Teleboy + Kabel usw…

Zattoo, teleboy, … we have a million free streaming services in Switzerland, they have all FTA channels from UK, Germany, France, Italy, Austria and many more.

Die Qualität auf der SRF app ist aber normalerweise immer top, bist du dir sicher das deine Verbindung nicht das Problem ist?

Sind Cyanobakterien nicht Blaualgen und hochgiftig vor allem für Hunde? Ob das so eine gute Idee ist die in Städten anzusiedeln wage ich schwer zu bezweifeln!

TASS: That’s A Serious Source! /s

Ja RQG. Wir haben festgestellt, dass sie mit einer Bastelschere im ÖV eine Gefahr darstellen könnten, daher möchten wir sie durch diese überzogenen Massnahmen davon überzeugen in Zukunft lieber mit einem 2.5 Tonnen SUV durch die Innenstadt zu fahren. Besten Dank für Ihr Verständniss

LOL, this is all China. California alone has a larger economy than Russia, as do most EU countries. Russia is an economic dwarf.

You have a lot of trust in people who voted to isolate themselves from their biggest allies and trading partners just a couple years ago.