I miss Trillian.

WhY Don’T TeH DEmS ReLEAse ThE LiST?

People write with poor grammar, repeat words and phrases, and spout lies they believe are true all the time. AI isn’t doing anything humans aren’t, we just decided it was not supposed to for some reason. “We taught that dog to shit, how dare he do it in our own back yard.”

The Scrubs reboot is as far away from the OG as the Brady Bunch was from the 90s movie.

I’m gonna open up a taco bell next to the cemetery…

El Snitcho

Well, Trump talked about dating his daughter while she sat on his lap, so he’s not gonna land in the overlap of that venn diagram anyway.

You can kinda see this play out in the short story by Ted Chiang called The Merchant and the Alchemist’s Gate.

And he’s not even a good golfer.

The Mountain Goats (the band) are fucking great, though, even if they aren’t, in fact, goats.

Malcolm Reynolds

Lmao. Ubi shuts down The Crew, but EA is like, “idk, give anthem another 6 months.”

Stand in the isle directly beside them. Occasionally swing a hip into them as you go over a bump. Maybe fart a little bit.