Funny “Haha” or funny “Uh Oh”?
Melllvar
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
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Open Source@lemmy.ml•Bill Gates is a horrible person.English
161·12 days agoThere is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Declares Biden’s ‘Autopen’ Turkey Pardons ‘Invalid’ at Thanksgiving CeremonyEnglish
8·15 days agoYet Trump can declassify documents by thought alone.
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politics @lemmy.world•MTG announces she’s resigning from Congress after nasty public breakup with TrumpEnglish
16·19 days ago“I have too much self respect and dignity, love my family way too much, and do not want my sweet district to have to endure a hurtful and hateful primary against me by the President we all fought for, only to fight and win my election while Republicans will likely lose the midterms,” she wrote in a statement.
She could just not run for re-election if that’s what she’s actually worried about. Resigning early doesn’t make sense.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's a better way to say "possibly possible" or "necessarily necessary"?English
25·20 days agoIt may be possible…
It may not be necessary…
What, no avocado toast?
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The Simpsons@lemmy.world•Scrub up and head for the communal point [Medium]English
11·25 days ago🎵You could close down Moe’s or the Kwik-e-Mart
And nobody would care.
But the heart and soul of Springfield’s in
our Maison Derrière!🎵
So… it’s an order, then?
1945 is a very cherry-picky cutoff.
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News@lemmy.world•Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedentEnglish
1·30 days agodeleted by creator
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The Simpsons@lemmy.world•Remember when I got caught stealing all those points from Sears? [Medium]English
5·1 month agoAnd the jars of urine?
Bill Nyehilism is for me.
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News@lemmy.world•Judge denies Bitcoin company's request to block local election in Hood CountyEnglish
902·1 month agoHard to think of anything more useless than a bitcoin “mine”.
Melllvar@startrek.websitetoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•Is it legal to impersonate a postman?English
2·1 month agoYes, unless it’s an element of a crime like fraud or theft.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What would happen to society if all magnets suddenly lost their magnetism?English
85·1 month agoDepending on what counts as a “magnet”, the loss of magnetism could destroy the universe.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you could have a superpower, what would it be? I'll start: to be invisible.English
5·1 month agoYou have died from dysentery.
And stop sighing so much.
For soon, the quivering mass of life within me will depend on us both. Even now, I can sense it feeding, squirming, searching, questing. And shortly, it will rend my loins in twain, burst forth and pull us down, down, down into the deep, dark waters of commitment.
But not small ones.







You may enjoy Fritz Leiber’s short story, “A Pail of Air”, which involves the Earth being ejected.
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/51461