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A fucking mistake is when you accidentally enter the wrong whole. Or a teenage pregnancy.

Destroying the country for cars was not a fucking mistake, it was malicious intent.

Are you sure it wasn’t the other way round and she has bitten into a mousse?

That’s normal in duch. Everything they say sounds like a drunken Brit trying to poke fun of the German language. It’s just impossible not to love it.

They also love to work with sounds a lot:
Fiets=Bike Bromfiets=Motorbike
Schuim=Foam Piepschuim=Styrofoam

It’s Mousse

I’m not the most social person myself, but I can still comfortably stand 2m away from a cashier, say “Hi”, “Card”, “Thanks, bye”. That’s all the interaction that is needed, and it’s still a lot more relaxed than having some poor dude ask me to unpack all my shopping to check if I accidentally forgot to scan a yoghurt. So no, thanks I’ll boycott self checkout as long as possible.

No, that’s “indiot”. “Invincible” means to not be eccentric and weird.

Capitalism works when people can participate

OK then, let’s allow all people to participate by giving everyone their fair share of Amazon and other big businesses.

I’m all for communising them. I’m just not sure that capitalism is the right expression for that, but I can’t come up with a better word…

🎶Never gonna look down 🎶 Never gonna show up 🎵 Never gonna get up and hurt you 🎶

What would you sue for? Just move to West Virginia with your sister and be happy. Maybe you could sue 23andme to pay for the moving truck.

I had six so far 🙂:
New Years, Good Friday, Easter Monday, Labour Day, Ascension Day, Pentecost.

There are only 4+ ²/₂ official holidays left in the rest of the year though:
German unity day, Reformation day, 2 Christmas Days. Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve are ½ a holiday each.

We stopped buying these death machines from you years ago (in fact, we never really started buying them):

But that didn’t stop you from making more of them or making them more deadly each year.

I’d scold the sysadmin instead for not cofiguring critical systems in a secure way. Ulimit exists for a reason.