For those of you reading this in 2035, a glacier is like a big natural ice cube in a mountain valley.

They’re just having the deaths they voted for, Chuck.

Probably all pissed off about the penguin tariffs.

Also if Barron doesn’t bring a cute girl home for Thanksgiving, 45% tariff on the EU. Get on it, Barron!

Get him Hokas, tell him that’s what the rich actually wear.

More of a slow collapse than a crash. Ever seen a dilapidated house on a country road, parts of the roof caving in, paint chipped, vines covering the yard? We’re working on being that house by slowly letting social and physical infrastructure in the US collapse over time.

You can keep asking, but over time you’ll learn less and less and never get the whole answer.

Have the death you voted for.

Amtrak doesn’t own the rail line in most areas, so the trains are regularly halted to allow commercial cargo to pass. I think the Zepher is last to its destination most of the time.