Border Patrol Search, Trauma and Rescue.

What about BORSTAR?

You must be my local spider. Sorry about the view.

I’m not about to let a little thing like perfect factual accuracy get in the way of a dumb joke.

The CCP is the group running the show over there, their military and its assets belong to them.

And counting.

Sufficiently advanced shitposting is indistinguishable from magic.

What about porn that doesn’t involve anyone?

Be a shame if something happened to them.

Can always use more data on the CCP’s anti-air capabilities (even if it’s just the stuff they’re willing to part with) for the main event.

Cool but why did they include those 3D printed save icons?

Didn’t realize I could like him less than when he was just banging Chinese spies but here we are.

Adding it to the “maybe” column of my objects-to-piss-on-before-I-die list until I know whether it’s really going to be built.

Never trust a fart while dry-boofing.

The Laptop from Hell in a Cell.

Ever wonder why you have to keep changing names to get around blocks? Nobody likes your shit. Go somewhere else.

Keep talking about the pedo prophet, don’t give Trump hope that we’ll let that kind of shit go after 1400 years.

Fuck off.