Yeah. The kid-making process is actually pretty cool.
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The Onion@midwest.social•Don’t Worry, Our New Stadium Will Have an Endless, Gigantic Parking Lot (McSweeney’s)English
4·12 days agoWe wanted our gargantuan parking lot to be unique, so we said goodbye to boring numbered lot sections. You don’t want to park in Lot A, Section 2. You want the excitement of remembering whether you left the car in the Verizon Lot or the GrubHub: Powered by Seamless—A DoorDash Experience Lot. Here’s a hint: You parked in the Dippin’ Dots Overflow Lot and your car was towed.
Poetry.
The factory must grow.
DADS ARE FUN MOMS ARE MEAN
Therefore the density of penguin flesh on a flat glacier surface can be estimated to be 3pi/4 l x w x h where length and width are the area of the penguins, and h is the average height of the penguin.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Love. Death. You don't really want to know how close you've been to eitherEnglish
0·1 year agobut where are the Robots?
just for reference…
“… you’re braver than I thought.”
The best of the least-appreciated Disney movies.







Pick any Tony Hawk Pro Skater soundtrack and you will have picked well.