working on the first scene right now. the first line is a fuckin banger

nope, i’m not the homeowner. i share the house with two other guys. my social security check pays for the rent

I’ve started showering every day because I stream on Twitch and TikTok Live and I don’t want to look like a hobo

i was thinking they hack into the cloud and change the code so the sensation of bliss becomes the sensation of being burned alive

lmao i know i do! i went to rehab in 2018. these days i try to drink less than once a week. big improvement given that i used to get shitfaced every night

I drank 12 beers a day for about 10 years. Also mixed it with benzos. Eventually stepped it up to 18 when I went to a coding bootcamp and started having daily panic attacks

I have tried CBD, cannabis, melatonin, trazodone (200mg per night) hydroxazine (I took 20x the recommended dose)

The most productive I’ve been in like the last year was when I had 12 beers the night before and I was nursing a hangover all day

I have a reading disability so I use Claude Pro to summarize books. Woulda helped me in HS because I had a psychotic break after I spent thousands of hours trying to figure out how to understand written and spoken words

no problem, just rm -rf *

no way that could go wrong

i have the same kinda thing…my family says i’m ill at the moment but i’m good. they just don’t appreciate shitposting

just pass in a heredoc

the applescript opens tor from spotlight search and presses the shortcut to open downloads

i dunno how much y’all know about applescript. it’s used to automate apps on your mac. i know y’all hate mac shit but dude, whatever, if you get osascript -e aliased to o you can run applescript easily from your terminal

guess i gotta get into the private sector, lmao

gonna get that good sudo touch

by “fully developed” i just mean any language spoken within the last 100,000 years.

i never actually read my prof’s paper, but i read the abstract. the basic idea is that you need a fully developed language to coordinate the slaying and dismembering of a mammoth

one of my linguistics professors wrote an entire peer-reviewed paper about how language grew out of a cooperative effort to kill mastodons

i know it’s really fucked up, but the FBI needs to train an AI on CSAM if it is to be able to identify it.

i’m trying to help, i have a script that takes control of your computer and opens the folder where all your fucked up shit is downloaded it’s basically a pedo destroyer. they all just save everything to the downloads folder of their tor browser, so the script just takes control of their computer, opens tor, and pressed cmd+j to open up downloads and then it copies the files names and all that.

will it work? dude, how the fuck am i supposed to know, i don’t even do this shit for a living

i’m trying to use steganography to embed the applescript in a png

i went to china once. i just remember getting the orange wine because whenever i’m away from my parents i’m like FINALLY i can get high, lmao