Forget pondering your orb. It’s time to contemplate the absurd.

For the aroma.

There are a lot of us, at least.

Use pin pad to complete transaction

That means you are no-brained. I can tell because I see the same thing.

Wait, that was the brand name and not a statement about the contents? Everything makes a lot more sense now.

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That threw me when I started Guards! Guards!. I generally only have time to read at night and stop at the first chapter break after 11:00. For several nights in a row I was reading until midnight, giving up, then forgetting by the next time. Eventually I checked ahead and realized there weren’t any, but a lot of his ‘sections’ are chapter sized, so it works out.

I thought it was just as good as the original: not great, but okay.

You should do it more, not less.

Are you masturbating at all? I can imagine being so horny that a porn subscription seems tempting, but masturbating would clear that up. It seems like you’ve skipped several levels and gone straight to the most expensive masturbation enhancement.

I just saw an article saying Gabe Newell of Valve is obsessed with scuba diving. Must be something in the water.

Hobo code was my first thought too, but doesn’t seem to match any.

I would not believe my eyes

You could soap the outside, but then the outside monkeys (children) would lick it off…

I can’t help with the extensions, but I will say Outlook is the hungriest tab on my machine. 850MB on startup with no extensions. So only about half of what you’re seeing, but still way more than anything else I open.

I’m going to start doing this now. Total power move.

I commend your tab hoarding. I just want to know how much RAM you have to support that. I have 32 GB, Firefox won’t load them until I click on them, and it still struggles at 100 tabs.

Love that song

“A Thai Wedding” by Imade Saputra. My kid loves it too. Not as easy to sing along with as you’d think.