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It’s the food of the future!

I will be honest, I held this same view for many years and still agree with it on the face of it but there were two things that people said to me that softened my view.

1. We need good people to make more good people. (Apparently my friends think I’m a good person. Weird)
2. There be dragons in our society but what good are dragons without dragon slayers?

Obviously these weren’t the only factors but they both really resonated with me. My first dragon slayers is due this month

Sharpie more than likely

*Gross Gertie

Classic Shep

Say it twice and close to the beginning of the message so if for some reason they miss your number they don’t have to listen to your whole god damn voicemail again

3spooky5me

It’s the Intellivision Sprint for those who don’t want to click on the article

“Too Many Cooks” is slept on

I’d push back on not being able to like Mickey Mouse. Yes you are allowed to like whatever you want but I don’t think people should be encouraged to give gobs of money to the Disney monopoly

Classic goof

Can you ask Hazel to stop being a goof for me please?

You know it isn’t properly sealed…

That’s an odd name. I’d have called them “chazzwazzers”.