Even when it’s just a dead insect?

One of the guards hired for these bunkers “joked” that if shit ever went sideways they’d just kill the billionaire and take the bunker for themselves

Autocannibalism can be vegan if you consent to it

This is true. Black and White might have been awkward and buggy but it pioneered a whole sub-genre.

Just needs tidying. 1-2 hours maximum if you concentrate

I think Tylenol must have a total monopoly on paracetamol sales in that country, as they never refer to it by its non-brand name. Going for the specific brand would be the same as suing every manufacturer.

That’s not what a bellend is lmao

I bet they’re so happy to be back under China’s thumb now

On a similar theme, “Thank goodness you’re here!” had me creasing at times. Especially at the lawn mowing bit.

Popular tourist souvenir in Iceland too, as they have that penis museum there

Sort of like the proxy mines from the chaos mod of unreal tournament

F1 is owned by Americans now. Why would the one that brings in viewers and therefore money get punished for anything?

The… Snow… Won’t be here?

Ancient history now but Black&White 1. “Now you know how to rotate the camera to the left. Next let’s see if you can rotate it to the right!”

In the game’s defence it was still early in the 3D era and there probably was a number of players who had never navigated a free camera in that environment before. Still rage inducing though.

Not OP but Kerbal space program is far better when you have a mod that calculates delta V for you. Otherwise you have to manually recalculate everything every single time you make a small change to your rocket. And without knowing the delta V you have no hope of reaching many of the planets in the game

Underwater swimming on a game that wasn’t built around it. Every single time it’s a frustrating battle with poor camera angles and imprecise controls.

Oh I’m above the thing I need to collect but slightly out of grabbing range, all I need to do is go straight down… And now I’m 20ft away.

If only it was climbing. BOTW was more like “oh there was light rain recently so fuck you, no access up here.”

All I can think of is maybe at the start of Phantom Liberty? On first arrival at Dogtown you were locked in to a string of missions for a while but I don’t remember if you couldn’t pause or save because I did all of that part in one go anyway.

Carry weight is gameplay balancing. Without it on those games you’d just hoard a million healing items or something.

The borderland series is the worst for this. Boss fights just mean you have to continuously shoot the enemy for 10-15 mins.