This assumes that Mr. Trump will honour the deal, which is a pretty big assumption.

Look at the little guy and his little hat. Precious.

High-end “stop hitting yourself” energy.

Nine Nine!

My boss is collecting racing bicycles. He does not drive them. He has about 40.

Oh how sad!

He was the lead programmer on Arena, and the project leader for Daggerfall.

RIP.

Yeah, I am never returning to the US, ever. Some other place will get my tourist money.

Also, wenn man sich Keith Richards anschaut…

Right, who better than a rapist to uncover the truth about a rapist?

Look Raymond, a white-browed tit-warbler.

…aaaaaaaand it’s already been cancelled after one season.

1(ninenine!)6

This was in the late 90s of the previous millennium, so I do not remember exactly how much I used, but you cannot buy acetone in gallons in Germany, only in small quantities.

This happened to me one time, however there is a big “but”.

A friend gave me a big coffee can half full of dry weed. He told me it was really really old, and it probably wouldn’t “work” anymore. It looked kinda old, too, sort of grayish-green and not very appealing.

I had never smoked before, and so I thought I should make edibles out of it. I did some research and resolved to extract the resin with acetone. It was a bit of work, especially getting all the acetone needed without too many questions, but I did it, and I successfully extracted the resin. I then looked up a cookie recipe and worked the resin in there.

Now, I was a really dumb semi-intelligent adolescent. I kept remembering my friend telling me this was probably not going to do anything. So when the first cookie seemed to do nothing after an hour, I thought “at least I have some decent cookies”, and I proceed to eat them all.

Turned out my friend was very very wrong.

A few older ones from Germany (and partially Austria) that come to mind:

• Gothic
• Risen
• Drakensang

Ich kann mit Otto’s Humor zwar nichts anfangen aber… nee, sorry. Das war nichts.