Or andromorph

My brain read that title in both Adam Sandler’s and Jessie Pinkman’s voice. Adam: “The price is wrong” Jessie: “Bitch!”

A guy I knew was on probation and would be visited by cops on a regular basis. During one of the visits, one of his roommates was on his computer doing some programming. The cop looked angry and asked him “are you hacking?”

Bruh…

She’s been opening a lot of pickle jars