Ice Man lol This entry is the reason that some of your Grandparents and Great-Grandparents called their freezers and “ice box”.

Avast ye matey!

Goddamn it man, not the user account password, the fucking admin account password. Did you even read the article? Every single user account’s information was compromised, not one random jerk with 123456 for their password.

Speak for yourself, I’m holding out hope that the universe is actually a little fair, and that the dolt responsible to creating that password, and subsequently fucking over millions of people has their testicles ruptured. Who are these idiots?

“Spaceballs: the HR Robot”

Seriously though, who the fuck uses 123456 as the password for anything? The morons pulling shit like this are making bank while the people brought onboard by McDonalds make scratch by comparison, and would be crucified for fucking up even a fraction as much as this. Millions, with six zeroes, millions of applicants’ data stolen from an account with the kind of password that a kid would use on their home computer. Fuck, this makes me so mad, the sheer incompetence.

That’s just resting beard face.

Not an American, but it’s worth saying that despite their labour market’s galling shortfalls, they don’t have a culture of 12 hour days for 6 days per week. Many work much less, and those who do pull those kinds of hours are typically tradesmen/women who make pretty good bank. Those types of jobs are being systematically eliminated by corporations, but I digress.

It won’t be them living the reality though, it will be their subordinates and employees. The same ones already being crushed to death by production metrics, stagnation of wages and inflation. The people involved in these decision making processes are too well shielded from the actual consequences, beyond maybe driving past and seeing the ruins of what used to be towns/cities/neighbourhoods destroyed by the free market and social policies.

“But who’s to blame, how do we stop this?”

Did the story list every single American city, or was it a complete obfuscation of the facts on the ground?

Same exact vibe for people unhappy about their family/romantic situation. You don’t live in an after-school sitcom, or Hallmark movie, you’re a normal dork living in the real world with real and often very flawed people. Forget about the anime protagonist with the weird hair and spectacular magic fate, you’re one of those wieners sitting in the background of scenes. Take it easy on yourself.

while gruesomely mutilating political opponent “Let them eat Cheetos.”

Shrimps together strong.