I’d be nice to it. Just in case.

This adult is getting one.

It had blue asbestos, which is the form most likely to cause mesothelioma. It “protected” smokers by killing them before heart attacks, strokes, or emphysema could. Mission accomplished.

Understandable. But it doesn’t seem impossible these days, either.

Those darned consequences, they keep showing up.

I imagine everyone in the bar silent while he’s on the phone, leaning forward, waiting to hear the answer.

That’s how it used to work.

Outsourcing manufacturing has its downsides.

Total coincidence.

This is a job for Anonymous. I can’t believe they haven’t done it already.

Assuming there is an after.

Sucks to be you, don’t it?

Jar Jar vibes here.

Ha! It takes four robots to do the amount of doomscrolling one human can do!

Of course.

This is the real Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Beavers: It’s what we do. Now clean up that dirty water!

Man, those libs are sure working overtime selling their hoax.

Not an expert but that doesn’t sound promising.

It’s more soul-killing than embarrassing.