“Everyone who cares about our democracy must mobilize against this illegal map,” Casar said in a statement.

And do what, exactly? Wave signs? Call the bastards and tell them you disapprove? If they gave a shit what their constituents think, they wouldn’t be desperately redistricting in a special session to begin with.

Ah yes, Skibidi Toilet: Origins

I don’t think the Dude could be his illegitimate son since that’s part of the reason Maude referred him to that doctor. He wouldn’t have been very “thorough” if he missed that they were related.

Alright, post the craziest thing you’ve ever done at zombo.com

Wide Putin Walking

Oh? You won’t be dining in with us this evening?

Absolutely. I was watching the series sequentially for the first time in ages and that episode stood out as a definite turning point. The celebrity appearances just got more frequent and more insufferable from then on.

Simon & Garfunkel minus vocal harmony, plus angsty wallowing. No thanks

Remember Jade Helm? They thought Obama was going to use military exercises to take control of Texas back in 2015 or so. Gov. Shitstain even made some comment lending credence to the theories. Now there’s a president using the military to control parts of Texas and they’re cool with it.

No, stop dismissing this as “just a distraction.” Just his comments alone already violate the sovereignty of several independent nations and should not be trivialized.

Control of the Arctic circle is a very real strategic goal, and one that Putin has had his eye on for decades. Currently, Greenland and Canada are the only controlling interests in the region with oil drilling moratoriums in the Arctic. Controlling those countries’ territories and improving relations with Russia are completely congruent efforts toward that goal.

If there’s anything we should have all learned about trump so far, it’s not to dismiss anything he says as just a joke. Sure, there’s damaging scandals to distract from, but that doesn’t mean this is just theater.