PornHUB intro music plays, but morphs into Unsolved Mysteries

ROBERT STACK ENTERS AS HOST

Tonight: a mystery born not of shadowy alleyways or coded dossiers… but of a home computer. A shared machine. And a series of fateful downloads.

On the Fediverse, a decentralized corner of the internet where identities blur and reputations are built one post at a time, a user known only as “imhereforfun” endlessly consumes the storage space of his family member’s computers.

What followed was a chain of events that fractured a family, erased a trail digital footprints, and left behind more empty kleenex boxes than answers.

LMAO at anyone who made, or paid for, a PornHub account.

“Yes, I would like to log into PornHUB using my GMail account, please, for my convenience” - I just checked, they have SSO for Gmail and Twitter! AHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m dying

Chock it up to a misunderstanding of the phrase.

Ugh i feel gross

Mama Mia!

Oh this is interesting logic. So you’re saying: it’s not the party/president that actually did the shitty thing thats at fault, but because the other party/president allowed the possibility and did not do enough to prevent the current one from doing so.

Is that what you mean by “set the stage”?

it’s a sneaky move to make it seem like Copilot is generating revenue.

Otherwise why torpedo one of your biggest and most recognized products with a name change like this? Stupid either way, and the result of executive circle jerking.

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Only due to executive short-sightedness and the fervor around using AI to do everything. The truth is, I will get laid off not because the AI can do my job, but because decision-makers can’t do theirs.

My hope is that the bubble collapses before that day comes. It’s the only thing that can save me, the perception of AI in corpo culture.

I just noticed that I don’t have any analog clocks in my house. But I think I would like one.

I just finished converting the last computer in my house to Linux. I do have a couple laptops that dual boot with Win 10 LTSC, but only use it for some niche things that absolutely require it.

Answer: just stay away from everyone for a while

Yeah, but its not my problem if nobody can figure out how cool I am.

No, they will. The underclass is the implied threat of violence against you for not surrendering your productivity and your own meagre scraps of surplus value to them as their slaves.

It serves their purpose to make you homeless to ensure others continue to grind themselves to death.

Just understand who is accelerating the collapse of social order.

What options do they have to deal with such a collapse? Its either they support everyone or fight everyone.

I know which one they are preparing for.

What are you preparing for?

Unwilling to fight for their rights and country… all they could do was run away or give in.

They were American, after all.

Clown and clown logic.

Oh well I guess we ddon’t get cancer vaccines now.

What a stupid fucking dildo. Sucking pp like that.

Freedom of speech is not the same thing as "freedom from consequences for saying something idiotic’