I love technology and gadgets!

Got this Cuckoo clock, and it never asks me to sign in.

I have a compass gadget in my car - never have to sign in

My propane camp stove - fun fact, no sign in!

I have a #2 pencil - I sign in with it regularly …

I own dozens of screws - brilliant tech helps me keep it all together, no sign in though

We’ve been doing great tech since the OG ‘Fire’. I’m beginning to think what we call the ‘tech’ industry has a very limited understanding of what tech actually is.

It tares my heart out.

I expect this is sarcasm (can’t know, because of Poe’s)

But for anyone genuinely thinking this you can see the dashcam source in her glasses reflection.

Because the tech industry hasn’t had a real hit of it’s favorite poison “private equity” in too long.

The industry has played the same playbook since at least 2006. Likely before, but that’s when I personally stated seeing it. My take is that they got addicted to the dotcom bubble and decided they can and should recreate the magic evey 3-5 years or so.

This time it’s AI, last it was crypto, and we’ve had web 2.0, 3.0, and a few others I’m likely missing.

But yeah, it’s sold like a panacea every time, when really it’s revolutionary for like a handful of tasks.

Yes! We’ve gotten them up to 94℅ wrong at the behest of insurance agencies.

Chad died the way he lived … coating all his friends faces and bodies in a carnal blast of his essence.