you can however install Private Lock from f-droid (or directly from github if that’s your jam), which does that stuff automatically when the phone gets shaked/dropped:
https://f-droid.org/en/packages/com.wesaphzt.privatelock/

Still not as good but at least it’s automatic, and afaik in many jurisdictions cops can only force you to unlock it with biometrics, and absolute worst case it makes things slighly more annoying for them so they might give up.

do we have a source for this? because this is unfortunately precisely the kind of thing people would generate these days…

frankly just relieved they didn’t get turbocancer

…though they might just develop normal cancer, we’ll just have to wait and see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjWdXxWT8z4

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yeeeeeees that’s their point, to not allow the euphemism treadmill to continue…

ICE is what cops would be if they didn’t have to do paperwork after killing people.

also it’s not like other vegetables have the energy density of plutonium, aside from the starchy stuff most vegetables have precisely the amount of calories that’s good for you.

don’t worry, we’re doing our best to literally make it true via cars and architecture.

you can have any colour you like, so long as it’s grayscale or maybe red.

but like if this was true, surely i’d hear about it? i also a quick search doesn’t even show any sites that claim it as an aphrodisiac…

that’s both true and completely hilariously incorrect: There is no one “intelligence”, there are effectively infinitely many different kinds of intelligence, but broadly you can break it up into stuff like “emotional intelligence”, “spatial reasoning”, “problem solving”, etc etc.

also it’s not fair to say that cats are less intelligent when no one bothers to train them, the few cats that actually get trained as much as dogs seem to be comparably good at doing quite complex things.

and we then train the domesticated horses from a young age that letting us ride on them is something they WANT to do, because they get snacks and scritches and they get to go outside more.

you know what also makes you cool? wearing a cowboy hat and chewing on straws of grass

also also: fucking up your lungs makes exercising harder, especially cardio which helps a lot with raising the flag

finns inhale licorice all the time and i can’t say i’ve ever heard of them being particularly raunchy

then again maybe it just brings them back up to a normal level, and that’s why they self-medicate with licorice…

ah, america

swedish gas stations are boring, they’re all clean and boring with completely normal products being sold. Weirdest stuff you’ll find is fuckin o’keeffe’s working hands…

this is also why i actually think hard candy that’s basically just solid sugar, is the best kind.
Because you’re sucking on it and the sugar dissolves into your saliva you get a lot of sweetness that lasts a long time, rather than constantly shoveling stuff into your mouth.

Now, i have no clue how terrible it is for your teeth to soak your mouth in sugar water for hours on end, but it’s not like that doesn’t happen with other candies, and i’d imagine it’s pretty good to avoid chewing on sugar?

i mean, yeah. It’s a diet that doesn’t involve fast food, and does involve a lot of vegetables.
Good to have the study, but this isn’t really that interesting.

to large parts of the world that’s just normal english, and implies absolutely nothing about ones fluency since we learn english in school and y’all have culturally colonized us to the degree that our fucking advertisements are in english these days.

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