if we have the election

which we won’t

Remember the live fire military exercise over CA’s Interstate 5, that would’ve probably killed people if Newsom hadn’t shut it down?

These “tests” will go the same way.

This f’n guy?

Yep, nearly all my life, or contacts.

When I first started Silksong and noticed my Silk upgrades were gone after death, I first thought they were gone for good. I thought a particular monster had eaten them, sort of like one of the bosses in Demon’s Souls, who can steal your character levels (or so I read, I never got to him).

Thank goodness Team Cherry at least held back here! You get them back when you find and smash the cocoon at your point of death.

And +1 for runbacks, also hair-pulling in Silksong. I never thought I’d be able to get through Bilewater.

how do you do, fellow kid

Fragile world-spanning deliveries.

Silksong has me screaming over them, 10 - 20 minutes of walking and one too many smacks at the end ruins it. And then there’s the one that’s also timed!

But to be fair, most of Silksong gets me yelling at the TV on the regular! I love it and hate it!

I think age makes a big difference, too. I’m over 50 and I’ve never been able to really tell between 720p and 1080i and 1080p, much less higher resolutions. And I’m nearsighted.

The well is deeper than you think!

yep, just like the wall

Ron Howard: “They didn’t.”

“You know, Perry the Platypus, my patent for the AC-DC-inator paid for this building! Didja know that? Huh? …no, you knew that, you knew. You’re pretty good at your job, Perry the Platypus.”

Most Americans are out of money and can’t find good jobs. We are clinging to our old TVs and cars and computers and etc. for dear life, as we hope for better days.

And what can you even watch in true 8K right now? Some YouTube videos?

Artist: What the hell does a “painless nerve tap” look like?

Writer: karate chop to the head

Artist: …fine

Every time I see something kinda like this, I think “Hey, what’s on this side?”

The Simpsons is burned into me forever.

noo that’s Vigo

the master of evil