Fr. I wish I was into men. Making the first move as a woman is so goddamn easy. Sure, rejection is scary, but that’s it.

I shall stand at the sidelines and encourage my female friends to 1) communicate and work on their issues and 2) go after that hairy man’s ass.

Nah. Dude is not the reason for a divorce. The mother is. She chose to indulge in alcohol while pregnant. It’s her fault.

Not when there’s a line I hope. It wastes people’s time.

Dunno about you, but I zip up after I leave the stall, and before I exit the public bathroom.

Whatever this job is, ai can keep it.

Picked up a friend at the airport I had never met IRL yet. We were the same height. He said he was 6’0", I thought I was 5’7" or something. I am not good with imperial units. My height is average.