Nah, get some topsider shoes or penny loafers, khaki shorts, woven leather belt, a golf shirt and some aviator sunglasses. Then load that bad boy up with any and all cards you can find. Stuff it until the calfskin is warped and about ready to burst. Then shove it in your back pocket and sit on it for several decades. Ignore any contrary advice from orthopedics.
I wonder if they would have instead called him a chaiwala just to add some racial undertones.
While he doesn’t have a FIFA peace prize to his name, I feel Hess’s medals and awards are decent evidence that he’s not a loser.
On Monday, Hess appeared to respond in a social media post, without mentioning Trump by name.
“I love my country,” Hess began, adding, “there is so much that is great about America.”
“[B]ut there are always things that could be better,” Hess went on. “One of the many things that makes this country so amazing is that we have the right and the freedom to point that out.”
He continued:
“The best part of the Olympics is that it brings people together, and when so many of us are divided we need that more than ever. I cannot wait to represent Team USA next week when I compete.”
I think most people would be fine with any kind of jump from significant height.
The most dangerous game.
For my money, this is the cleverest resonse.
“Your honor, I plead the 21st.”
“You plead the repeal of prohibition?”
“Yeah, this isn’t going well for me, and I could really use a drink.”
That’s pretty funny, but what is going on with Harvard? I expected MAGA to be upset with them for being an educational institution, but then Epstein connections start showing up over there and now alert and oriented people with literacy and consciences are mad at them, too.
I was trying to point out that this feature may be even worse than that because it doesn’t even require a formal law enforcement request. If this becomes what it looks like, even private contractors will be able to access it without raising any alarms, further lowering the bar.
It’s a combination of two things, the subversion of expectation, which is a common device in jokes, and the criticism of authority, which is another, similarly common, one.
In my comment, I’m pointing out that these cameras are a risk for even broader abuses than just subpoenas, and compliance with law enforcement requests under the guise of finding lost family members.
The responder humorously twists my words to claim that it’s not a problem because the lost family members have already been swept up in an indiscriminate drag net, such that the cameras can not find them.
The joke is on the DHS, and not it’s victims.
I hadn’t even considered this aspect. I guess we can kiss goodbye the witness protection program.
First it was subpoenas, then it was complying with law enforcement requests. I think the new development is that just anyone can do it.
There’s the unexpected dark humor FTW.
No kidding, and the feature is on by default. It’ll be lost human family members next.
That’s a really good point. Sometimes I forget about his strategy of committing crimes faster than they can be logged.
The weird thing is that it’s been for sure as soon as he bragged about it in 2005, but the allegations of him walking in on teen locker rooms are from the 90s. His whole adult life has been a stream of constant sexual misconduct allegations, and now centrists are starting to clutch their pearls like this is a new development.
Owls are best, but it feels more like a hawks kind of day.
Am I the only psycho that just uses the TV as a monitor and my phone as the remote to the PC? After that, you can pretty much macro or script whatever you want.