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Cake day: October 19th, 2023

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  • Today I had to drink two bottles of barium ‘smoothie’ for a gut scam. The first bottle was…okay.

    The second was fucking hell.

    Did it, took 50 minutes of waiting to do a 5 minute scan. Oh well.

    Went to look for calcium spray for tomatoes because the shits are developing blossom end rot which I’ve told them is illegal but they’re tomatoes and do not understand my gripes. We ordered some online.

    The kitten yelled at me when we got home, flopped on her side, then sprung up and ran away. I love her.






  • Slightest bit of stress, BAM “EVACUATE ALL FOOD IMMEDIATE CORE DUMP PROCEDURE STARTED” and I get like three seconds to heel my body at a bathroom

    WHICH ISN’T ALWAYS AVAILABLE BECAUSE OF WHATEVER IS CAUSING THE STRESS

    Hate this meat husk










  • Classic Deadlands! Do you want a system that grinds to a halt in combat if you have more than like 3 players? This system is for you! Wait, that’s the bad part.

    Do you want a really flavorful world of spaghetti western meets supernatural meets call of cthulhu? Great!

    Maybe, like me, you really love playing with a deck of playing cards for everything! You get to do that! Initative? Deck of cards. Stats at creation? Deck of cards. Slinging spells? Deck of cards. Building a fucked up mad science gizmo (my favorite)? Deck of cards!

    Did you know Pinnacle, the creators, made an official deck? With all cards plus the two jokers you need. Did you know those cards feel amazing to my little stupid hands??? I love them.

    Do you want to do mad science, explode things, and invent completely new shit? Be a mad scientist! Want to gunsling? Throw probably evil magics? Maybe have the power of God on your side (but not anime, that doesn’t exist yet) all set during a sort of longer term civil war? Wheeeee!

    It’s my favorite setting and system. I don’t like Reloaded, I hate the Savage Worlds system. It feels so fucking generic. But! I’m glad people enjoy it and have made so many things for it!