No it doesn’t and I know you don’t.

Religion=/=faith

All were trying to tell you is don’t go out of your way (which you did) to belittle somebody’s faith. It’s kinda cringe.

Benedict, a dignified surname. Eggs, a silly given name.

If the drink cloaca is unholy, call me a heathen.

Look dude, there’s people out there who believe in magic and you’re just going to have to live with that. Don’t get your panties in a twist when you see them online and give into the urge to tell them it’s silly.

Top tier shitpost, keep em coming.