on a stick because it is for suckers

Excellent.

The REEE in the middle really ties everything together.

2004*

Aaaaaa I have very specific use cases for feta, but no thank you by itself. Or in most things.

Tomatoes or olives alone… I’m with ya 100%.

They’re my favorite kind of spider! We had a pet jumpy boi recently in our kitchen. Saw him for five days or so, usually on our stove or wall above our table, before he went away. I hope he’s alive and doing well.

Oh my gawd legitimately last night this happened to my partner and myself.

Our cat was NOT happy hahaha

My the first time I got to play Harvest Moon (64) while “sleeping” over at a friend’s house. They woke up and asked the same dang thing, I just said “how can anyone stop playing this game”

I think about “Fattening up our taaaaapewoooorms” weekly

I bought an Apple Watch for exercise and the best feature I didn’t know existed is a little button that I can press to audibly ping my phone, even when it’s on silent.

…I get more use out of that than the exercise features nowadays.

unfathomably based

tbh I’d rather be stuck in traffic than give Google my data

My mate painted the side of her house rainbow in a pretty progressive area, and it’s since been vandalized multiple times.

My mate painted the side of her house rainbow in a pretty progressive area, and it’s since been vandalized multiple times.

And Kitboga. I think I’ve seen nearly every video on “More Kitboga”.

LUE? stileproject? Fads? This image macro is entirely unaware

Lawl absolutely not, good question

Oooo a “teh” in the wild—a rare site in the mobile internet age! (I’m not being mean, I’m just remarking the rarity!)

I eat chicken maybe 30 times more often than red meat.

I eat cheese all day every day tho…

That’s entire lives of (likely) red meat consumption! I also am never having kids, so I can have my occasional steak without feeling guilt.

Dam I’d need a Bag of Holding