there is a statistically high likelihood that any individual audience member you hear laughing on certain modern TV shows may have been dead for decades.

Serves them right for being in a canned laughter track!

No but seriously, that’s both haunting and beautiful at the same time. They live on. Like laughing ghosts.

You’re being unreasonable, it’s a farm not an ocean! Ever seen a water farm? Didn’t think so.

We need a file format that degrades into black and white over time.

When the day comes that I’m forced to buy a car I’ll be flummoxed.

Ah yes I’d sure like to own a snitchmobile.

…for now.

You guys have friends?