What the actual fuck. I’ve never seen a pianola in action, much less thought about the music for them until today. This afternoon, we picked up one for a little festival, along with two crates of piano rolls, and got it working again. Now this pops up on my feed. Serendipity indeed

Mint. 80s VHS-quality special effects, a ton-foil sceptre, the random white wolf-headed girl, proper good nonsense

This is the correct answer

Yeah, would a panel farm at a heigh sheep can graze beneath not be lower impact? Stagnant water isn’t much of an ecological bonus, though the panels would be more efficient if the water cools them effectively

Crash into the examiner’s car in the test centre car park?

Appallingly. The old truck I spent most of the day in is basically all window, and now I am basically all crispy. 3/10, do not recommend

I’m so over “tactical” styling. I’m way, way more interested in something that looks like it came from a grotty cyberpunk future than something for fat middle-aged failures to play army men with. This torch looks absolutely mint, and I hope more stuff follows suit

Aww, come on, winding up oasis fans is practically a national sport at this point. The only people who rise to the bait faster are Radiohead fans

Surely they should be threatening Oasis with legal action for selling them in the first place. Calling that “music” is definitely one for trading standards

Yeah, it’s really something ain’t it? Leave the drugs and animal genitals alone kids