Your iron plate production is looking a little lackluster there, bud

Have you tried invading and exploiting the resources of multiple planets to keep up your green chip addiction?

Steel pan music

Hell yeah, it’s like something out of SCORN

Oh so like microplastics. Great :/

Yes sir absolutely, you can make money

Insider trading however is illegal for a reason (ahem)

Corrupt idiots in politics – “I’m sorry I got caught”

Clearly you’re not forklift certified

Not to be that person, but my parents are completely incapable of comprehending this.

Not intellectually, but pragmatically and philosophically. They’re like 60 years old, and even if it affects them in their lifetime, they’ll be “dead in 20 years”.

And on a low level, they’re kind of right because most ordinary people aren’t to blame for this, so shaming “parents” makes no sense.

Shame the international petroleum conglomerates, plastic producers, shipping, etc. You know, the actual emitters in the billions of gigatons.

Marketing team did an excellent job choosing a name for the company. You want the most discreet, unassuming name possible for “corporation that owns literally everything and is ruining the economy by principle”

“Daddy, could you pass the salt?”

My hand touches the salt shaker, so does her father’s.

Awesome. Drink sugar free energy drink, have stroke.

N

sigh Okay scientist, you can look at my dragon dick

… For science

“Wait, what’s the mould for?”

I have been told by my elf lawyer/party wizard that I’m not legally obligated to answer this question

😁

I upvote the same way like I used to on Reddit, but I have no idea what the hell my karma is

I don’t even think it matters but it’s nice to see a post with like 800 upvotes

We’ve been bamboozled and conditioned

Sorry, here’s your dopamine 🔼

🐱

I loved casting clay or Earth golem as a melee warrior

Nothing like beating the shit out of demons with the paving stones tanking hits

I’m a dragon, I fell into lava and panicked, only to find out it was somewhat pleasant

I then unceremoniously got out of said lava and accidentally whipped molten rock at a team mate

I love seeding Wikipedia but it seems like nobody ever needs me to, there’s always like 800 seeders and only 2-3 clients at most, who never connect.

Shrug

Maybe these are his signs

Obviously a bear

Probably something like ‘absolute narcissism’ / ‘absolute solipsism’.

E.g: The other doesn’t exist, other human beings are trees or whatever