Read it like Frank in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia calling out his wife.

Damp Squid Testimony

One of my favorites was using Japanese full stop (U+3002) in place of periods in a bare IP or anywhere you would use a period in a FQDN (fully qualified domain name). Only tested in Chrome at the time, but the browser would “correct” it for you and take you to the intended page.

One can only hope we end up with a president like Camacho. Dudes an idiot, but at least he put in the effort to help his constituents by finding the smartest dude he could and have him solve their problems.

It’s quite acceptable… In Alabama.

I think he would also refer to Trump as a slughead.

There’s always that one guy that claims to go to the shooting range everyday and could wrestle a bear. At the very least he could keep the gator amused until animal control gets there.

Shiet, there’s even dry neighborhoods. Years ago I worked at a restaurant where we weren’t allowed to sell liquor (beer and wine only) unless the restaurant got a special liquor license designating it as a club. Which came with its own weird restrictions.

I use my feet, mostly as a utilitarian reason for having bought thigh high toe socks.

Probably flew premium economy. Or at the very least, still got priority boarding with mileage status.

Enough to question the life choices of people who pay for it.

They’re about as much of an artist as the dude that operates the wave machine at the water park is Poseidon.

I’m gonna call it “sparkling regional train”.

Do these guys not count because Florida? I know it’s not as impressive as China’s efforts, but it’s something.

Counting the days till conservatives start flying Knights Templar uniforms.

Lord of War

Total Recall (1991)

Casino Royale (2006)

Seven Psychopaths

The Nice Guys (2016)

Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

Style kinda shat on substance with this one. I didn’t feel like it was unwatchable, but the parts where they synchronized gunfire to music felt excessive.

It’s rare, finding another with a similar disposition and making it a foursome is the dream.

I consider it sex when my alter ego takes control and starts ravaging my body. Big grey area though, in terms of consent.

By their logic, not even the EU and the Western world could be considered democratic because oligarchs and corruption exist.