Microsoft: it’s OK if you can’t fix it, you can just buy a new one and give more money

Nah mate. Lunch starts at roughly 6pm

Doubt it. Those don’t seem like AI type mistakes. Especially the morality one. Voice to text seems much more likely

The guy that was famously punched in the face by Santa Claus

Real story, st Nicholas punched Arius because of the whose heresy thing, and the resulting chaos led to the council of nicea

Board games. Either just standard board games and chat while you play, or something like wavelength, that’s a question, or herd mentality to actually get to know people through the game.

What apostrophes?

do it all over you

Hmm…

My knowledge on them has its limits

George was curious? That means either he’ dead, or his curiosity lead to discoveries of the horrors of the world where he learnt the pain of unbounded intrigue, so he became jaded and now refuses to break from his routine for fear of finding something even more horrifying.

Ah yes, the famously true idea of “I’m immune to propaganda”

A ute with no mud on it. Either it’s brand new, or they have no idea what the point of a ute is, so they bought an overpriced car which is worse for them than an average station wagon

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“Right now is the easy times that strong men like me made” says the man who grew up in the easy times