Even as a Scot,

the Gaelic language, whose preservation is vital not only to our cultural heritage but also to the vibrancy and future of our community

Away and dinnae talk shite. It’s a totally unnecessary, pointless language and that’s why it’s dying. Stop hoovering up taxpayer’s money and get a real fuckin job. And stop putting Gaelic on roadsigns too, what an absolute waste of money 😂

Please don’t link that race-baiting, xenophobic, racist, hate-stirring utter shitrag

The world will be a much better place if we just stop clicking shit like that, uplifting stories are still clickbait to get you to read more of their made-up gash journalism

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You’d stop milking a cow after ten years

Air fryers are only popular because Americans have been using microwaves to cook for decades, which are possibly the worst cooking devices ever created.

If they had decent fan ovens during that time, they wouldn’t be anywhere near as popular

Conversely, air fryers are seen to be popular in the UK, because nobody will admit they fell for the advertising, and now only use them for chips

Open carry

Sorry I’m from a modern country. Is this like … eggs? Or beer or something?