Making fun of someone with an obviously fake conversation is a universal staple, from classroom to a boardroom.

+10 points if you do the voice, - 100 if the voice is a racial stereotype

Is there a TACTICAL version with BULLETPROOF CASING for REAL MEN?

rose flavored tho I’m not an animal

they had reusable poop sponges what more do you want??

could’ve just said you don’t like fantasy

I want to say to all the “this could never happen to my country, we remember history”-people:

Yes it could. One economic crisis too many; a few gifted power hungry ghouls in the wrong place; hundreds little comprimises taken by establishment to preserve the status quo – and you will find your neighbours tolerating (and even welcoming) oppression of the less fortunate.

No society is immune.

Use first five Game of Thrones books to autocomplete the sixth one.

Where is my 100 billion dollars of venture capital.