No no, that’s Eric Cartman. From South Park, Colorado.

It is just so upsetting how little respect the son of esteemed president Abraham Lincoln is given…

We should go back to selling beer by tankards.

Neat, thank you!

I’d like a pleasant surprise that has no negative consequences whatsoever.

And if 5 hours of your 35 hour work week are “business meals”, you have a 30 hour work week.

A map of the Known World.

Not by choice, but unfortunately that is my only option. cries in wallet

What is the difference on environmetal impact for running a gas burner for 5 minutes vs. running an electric microwave for 30 seconds?

Wait, you guys have microwaves?

Sincerely, Someone who does not own a microwave

So you’re saying the groom was a big fan? Hmmm…