Where’s the hair wall?

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Baby Driver, The Gentlemen

All cats are girls and all dogs are boys, duh.

I don’t think retail workers care enough. As long as you know the PIN, there’re shouldn’t be any issues.
Source: Was a retail worker.

Modern Medicine or the McDonalds Menu?

I once left full sized tailoring scissors in my carry-on backpack by accident. I only noticed at the hotel. I have no Idea how they missed them on the x-ray, they are huge, like 8" blade huge.

I’m pretty sure the 2 gallons of botox in her face have already taken care of that.

If you hear the flushing when the person exits, they didn’t wash their hands.

The perfect woman doesn’t exi…

Until very recently the whole Resident Evil modding community relied solely on a Maya 3DS script that a Chinese dude named Maliwei777 created in 2012. The community cherished that script but it got harder and harder to get the correct 3DS version to run it.

That would be such a flex. You’re driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.