Make sure to back up your power strips regularly!

Not on iOS, of course. But if you’re using iOS what are you even doing?

If I had $500k, I’d buy this immediately. Not because I want a shitty GPU covered in gold, but because 5kg of gold is worth around $540k at current market prices.

Yeah that’s happened to me too; as far as I can tell it’s just Spotify silently banning your account. Must’ve signed up for one too many free trials.

Microsoft likes defaulting to email-based login, and I always click on the option to enter my password instead, but after doing that it sends me an email with a verification code anyways. Seriously???

All’s not lost, just drive the car in reverse for a mile. :)

“What’s your mother’s maiden name?”

“c@#Wz6Ani5$!Z8L5$1$DJybIWaq^BwZw”

I can view the convergent (cross-eyed) ones no problem. I managed once to focus on the divergent ones with like 30 minutes of practice, but I had trouble focusing normally afterwards for like an hour so I haven’t tried since.

The layperson stares in horror at the manmade horrors beyond his comprehension. The highly intelligent person stares with even more horror, for he can comprehend them.

Aneurysm posting is my middle name :3

The Earth is actually warmer than an object in space would be due to the greenhouse effect. But even without the effect, a spherical blackbody human won’t freeze. Since humans aren’t spheres, you could probaby get one to partially freeze by pointing its head or feet at the Sun, minimizing the surface area it receives sunlight from. This is definitely something that needs experimental testing.

Freezing would happen very slowly, and not at all if the human was relatively near the Sun (around Earth’s orbit or closer).

We do, however, swell up quite a bit.

Idk about everyone else, but I’m only celebrating because it’s the one day of the year when setting off large explosions is socially acceptable.

Even worse!

Isn’t a million calories like 40L of gas? Anon’s more gas than human lol.

Wtf did I just read

Natural selection is essentially just a massively parallel Monte Carlo optimization algorithm that’s been running for billions of years. It’s so simple yet produces such amazing complexity.

People who are actually smart, regardless of their IQ score, know that IQ is a terrible measure of intelligence and would never brag about it.

REALLY have to see a doctor (or you ate a few too many beets).