This made me sad.

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Yeah, the white house can burn down twice in a four year period.

They actually seek out other fish and live in their gills as parasites. They’re attracted to ammonia to help them find gills and so sometimes they can get confused and think a urethra is a gill slit. This doesn’t work out for anyone involved. On the plus side, I think this mostly only happens when someone is actively pissing.

Lenin was a power hungry tyrant that over threw a left-wing government to install himself as an autocrat.

That cannibalism tier makes me a bit uncomfortable because I’ve actually met someone who wanted me to eat them.

Who’s the subject of the piece?

Is a leech basically a penis that got bit by a vampire?

Some women I like to treat well. Some women I want to be treated badly by. Some women I want to just be friends. Some women I want to keep as far away from me as possible. This woman is the kind I want to grab by the neck, push against the wall, and just squeeze.

You can start by getting a passport and looking into emigrating away from the United States.

Edit: well, I guess people don’t like it when I’m flippant, and do like it when db0 condescends to a minority. Good show.

At first, I thought it was a tortilla, and I was very confused.

The concept is “disappointed GF, Idiot BF.”

Maybe it’s because I’m slipping into a migraine, but I’m going to need that one explained to me.

I don’t know if I should be more proud or disgusted that I was able to parse that entire thing.

Okay so geography is my second worst subject, but I’m about 60% sure that’s not real.

That’s more than 3 months. A year is only 365 days.

This has Animaniacs energy.

No, but I’m also an extremely permissive DM.

Okay, I know how to stop them. I’ll tell you the steps one at a time. First, take your meds.