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Cake day: July 7th, 2023

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  • No need to be so hyperbolic.

    That’s how weight loss works… Calorie deficit.

    You’re lying about your food intake or are delusional. I’m not trying to hurt your feelings, but you’re lying. Mostly to yourself.

    Perhaps a tip that would help you, in order to make calorie deficits less difficult emotionally and physically - consider changing your type of calories; reducing your intake of enriched bleached white flour, sugar and sweetened foods; More whole foods and high fiber foods.














  • I once read an article that talked about how only an insane person makes homemade ketchup. It poisoned my mind for like more than a decade.

    But then I said fuck it and I just decided to make some, and it was amazing, and now I want it on so many things and I could never ever go back to bottled.

    You’ll just take tomatoes, fire some spices in there, a little bit of vinegar and cane sugar. Some people like malt vinegar, I use quarter of a drop of white wine vinegar and some lemon juice. I like to play with different heat levels and different types of peppers.





  • First one is from my grandfather, who is really more of a father to me than my own father. Whenever he was expressing delighted astonishment, he would exclaim Caaaaaaaaaaaaaats!

    My mother would always say “ass over tea kettle”. Don’t try to carry all those boxes down the stairs, you’re going to fall ass over tea kettle. Or in a funny exaggeratoy way like “he went flying ass over tea kettle”.

    My father would append the suffixes -aroonie and -areeno. It could just literally apply to any random situation. For example, if he got a good price on apples, he got a deal-areeno. One time his foot slipped and the car blasted through the fence. The ol’ smash-aroonie.